So many ways to be knocked out, blocked out,
Ask out, a lot of different girls,
Next second your eyes roll back and you pass out,
Don’t be like those guys that get punched in the eye,
And say, we’re not done, I gotta be the one to have the last punch,
When everybody knows, that 20 minutes ago,
That he was either unconscious, or he just had a stroke,
Twitching my eyes, acting like I’m all surprised,
When the truth of the matter is, I could’ve died,
Even though I’m not the guy that got punched in the eye,
Get a tan I’m already black, sense is what I really lack,
Man I’m an idiat, or ot, as you see,
I’m losing my short-term memory,
Somebody punched me out, with hands as hard as lead,
Instead, I realized that my head, is on a pillow,
Because the only time I’m knocked out, is when I’m sleeping on my bed,
I noticed when somebody gets punched in the face,
Its like pepper spray, on your tongue,
And you talk with a lisp, likkee thish,
They get punched in their chin, nose, ear, eye,
Forehead, teeth, hair……line,
That doesn’t make any sense, I’m not just saying, I’m just saying,
What was I saying? Oh yeah, my short-term memory loss,
I’m lost, I gotta be dreaming,
I asked strangers on the street, to pinch me,
They thought I was drunk, drunk a bottle a whiskey,
They thought I was crazy, so they punched me,
Until I knocked out, they called the police,
I wasn’t dreaming, so I had to get up,
Trying to run, to get BB gun, in my home A.S.A.P.,
Broken back, I opened the door, next thing I saw,
I got hit on my head with a hot pot, and I fell on the floor,
This proves I can’t be pimping, even though I’m limping,
Apple juice I was sipping, my butt they were kicking,
So when you hear silence after a shout,
Be fast, come quick, save me because I got knocked out
Wow! Couldn't help but read this Phillip, it was really good! :D
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