Mmm, what is that good smell coming from the kitchen? Is that my girlfriend looking sexy in her clothes? You look so good in that $90 shirt you have on. Did your best friend Timothy give you the money to buy that shirt because that does not look familiar to me. Oh my darling, I should forgive you, and yes I did have a little to drink. A tad, a sip, a slurp, a cup, two cups, damn it I drank the whole bottle.
This doesn’t have anything to do with me, this has something to do with you, you pretty eyed monster. So you’ve spent time with your best friend? Was I in your thoughts to spend time with? No? Oh well. You’re too quiet and look too stressed out. Let me have that rolling pin you have there. Stop hesitating and give it to me. Give it to me! You see, this is what happens when I love you; I knock you out with a rolling pin and now you have a bruise on your face.
This doesn’t have anything to do with me, this has something to do with you, you pretty eyed monster. So you’ve spent time with your best friend? Was I in your thoughts to spend time with? No? Oh well. You’re too quiet and look too stressed out. Let me have that rolling pin you have there. Stop hesitating and give it to me. Give it to me! You see, this is what happens when I love you; I knock you out with a rolling pin and now you have a bruise on your face.
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