The next day, Jessica woke up early to make sure that I leave to work. Just waking grumpy and sleepy without a care in the world, I walk to the bathroom, turn on the shower, and fell asleep. Two minutes later, I woke up in my shower, realizing that today is a holiday, so I don’t have to go to work today. I started drying myself, and then I walked to my bedroom confused, until he saw Jessica going through his wardrobe.
“What are you doing?” I said.
“Why do your clothes smell like perfume?” Jessica said.
“My clothes smell like perfume? I thought my clothes would smell like springtime conditioner because I did my laundry a couple of days ago.”
“Are you cheating on me?”
“What?”
“Are you stupid or dumb? Are you cheating on me?!”
“Whoa it’s too early for all of this screaming. By the way, I’m not cheating on you; it’s probably my sister’s perfume.”
“I have both my red eyes on you,” Jessica said softly to me.
With an eyebrow raised, I became paranoid and became a little hesitant to go back to sleep.
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