Racism- How can a person like him afford a car like that with black tinted windows? We can’t even see him anyway.
Injustice- The way you make pudding is disgusting, I’m not letting my child die because of you.
Ambition- No one is stopping me from entertaining people. It’s what I love to do in life.
Growing Up- My parents and older siblings have taken good care of me, I guess it’s time to take care of my children.
Poverty- I appreciate my mother for putting her sweater and her favorite shoes on layaway just to get me an Xbox 360.
Salvation- Ever since I got out of jail, I realized that selling drugs isn’t even worth the money or the power. I should’ve done better before I met my ex-best friend.
Sexual Deceit- There was something different about the way my girlfriend was acting. I always see her looking at her phone every five minutes and she would ask me if I was going out today.
Evil- Yesterday, my sister “accidentally” pushed my hefty teacher to the ground, with her face full of dog poo. I love how a plan goes together so well.
Wealth- Parking tickets are like pocket change to me.
Growing Old- As I look at myself in the mirror of my bathroom, I start to realize that the color of my hair is coming back to normal.
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